Sensation as Chapi booted out for ref abuse

It seems like the shenanigans of the previous week and the girlie nature of match officials has resulted in our well-loved Chapinería 12 being unceremoniously expelled from the Navalcarnero Futbol Siete league. All dressed up and nowhere to go in our six piece training and playing kit, we walk the street kicking empty Coke cans and the odd stray cat. Moves are afoot to arrange friendly games with local villages and thanks to the excellent state of Chapi Stadium we expect to be revived and kicking before long.

As for El Davo, he has been treating his dodgy calves with the 'stick' (wwwthestick.com) and is planning a regimen of running up and down the Sierra in preparation for future challenges.

Keep tuned!