This is not England

Sometimes our children impress us, sometimes disgust us, sometimes surprise us. Things are no different with El Davo.

Youngest son of El Davo, Christopher (aka fatboy) is becoming a living legend in provincial Spain. His behaviour should not be condoned in any way and his exploits should be used as a warning to others (really!).

Earlier escapades included the construction of bombs from various chemicals and a Coke bottle which apparently can be viewed on youtube - this is along with a video of a battle between the family cat, who was later forceably evicted, and an invading squirrel (the squirrel lost).

More recent adventures have involved blowing up neighbours' post boxes using homemade explosives. These have attracted the attention of not only the neighbours involved but the local constabulary.

As for El Davito (small El Davo), his recent claim to fame is running over a rogue partridge, stuffing it in a plastic bag (while still half-alive), taking it home, killing it, cooking it and eating it for dinner.

This all makes El Davo's regular runouts with Chapinería Vets significantly less impressive.